Something Funny

Something Funny

Some people are fit as a fiddle. I’m as fit as a cheese omelette.

I wonder if there will be a twelve-step program for people who are addicted to their smartphones.

Isabelle is a writer who was a long-time resident of McCauley.

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Volume 40, Issue 3 will be published May 1, 2019. Articles and photos concerning community news, events, and opinions are welcome. We also accept submissions of poetry, and cartoons. Deadline: April 12, 2019. Send submissions to: editor@bmcnews.org. Articles should be 400 words or less and accompanied by photographs (JPG, in high resolution) when possible.